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So I bought this tasty-looking little package of frozen green beans with toasted almonds made by Birds Eye. I opened it up and discovered the almonds were in a separate little clear plastic bag (which totally makes sense). But the hysterical part was this: printed on the outside of the CLEAR plastic bag which obviously had almonds inside of it were two words....

"CONTAINS ALMONDS"

God bless the simple joys that come from living in an overly-litigious society. Hysterical.